After weeks of heavy labour our gallant duo, fed up with slave labour, devised a cunning plan of escape. Under the shadow of darkness they set up their escape, hoisting swing ropes in the trees hoping to scale their walls of imprisonment. They waited until the elderly couple and the 'Animal Welfarers' were busy having their afternoon siesta (brought about by the consumption of their homemade brew) and made good their escape.Sadly on this occassion their escape was short lived, the siesta over, the wicked couple soon realized that there was no sound of machinery and work being done. They quickly rounded the escapees up and returned them to the compound, reducing their rations to the minimum subsitance level.
Luckily the holiday was coming to an end, which meant they would be returned to their ever loving guardians in England, home of the free. However, even at this late stage they were humiliated, not allowed to travel in the vehicle, they were strapped to the roof-rack. A degrading and humiliating end to their search for adventure.
Having returned home they have been treated for their post traumatic stress disorder and are making good progress, rehabilitating into society. We are monitoring their recovery and will at an appropriate time publish their pictures.



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